Epic Rap Battles of History Jack Sparrow s Rap feat. NicePeter (Alex Farnham)

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Alex:
Forget my sea legs
I’m walkin’ on the land
If ya savvy what I’m sayin’
Then you savvy my plan
I command ya
Cause I’m a Captain
And if you don’t like it
I can take you captive
Give you a little spank
I’ll make you walk the plank
You’ll be swimming with the sharks
No need to thank me
Cause sometimes
This life ain’t easy
I feel so sleazy
Takin’ everything for freezy

You will always remember
This was the day
That you almost caught
Captain Jack Sparrow
And you will always remember
That even through
I’m a pirate
Don’t mean
I’m a hero

Yeah, I raided
I pillaged
I plundered
Why’s the rum always gone?
I wonder…
Now I know you all thought
Jack was greedy for that gold
But here’s all my gold shillings
Take my last gold filling

Peter:
Oh, Jack’s back
To commandeer
Gold sacks
You buccaneer
Make you walk the plank
While he’s dry dockin’
At your pier
Lining up his pockets
While he’s stealing from the English folk
Met up with some trouble
And he cut that trouble’s throat
I know
That you
Want to try
To test the seas
Wish this guy
But let me
Tell you
Just one thing
He’s the king
Of pirating

Alex:
I’m sorry mom
I know I let you down
Dressin’ like a clown
Lettin’ people drown
But now
I’m gonna turn my life around
Cause that treasure that was lost
Was the treasure that I found
And I’m giving it
Back to the citizens
Givin’ all the kids
A little
Portion of my dividends
Freedom till the end
Now bring me that horizon
And you’ll raise your hands